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Teacher's Day!

LIBRA At Libra, it's time to draw up projects and plans. The previously acquired knowledge will help in their implementation.

Virgo Virgo you are irresistible as always, your appearance is mesmerizing. This year will be a good year for you to purchase accessories...maybe new equipment will appear in your class.

Scorpios Scorpios vigorously get down to business, do not succumb to circumstances, catch the wave.

Sagittarius Sagittarius this year you will finish the old protracted business and start new ones, the students will do their homework, however, occasionally.

Capricorn Capricorns do not take perseverance, the students will teach, it is possible that there will be replenishment in your class.

Aquarius Aquarius, changes await you this year, the children will grow up and new classes will come to replace the graduates, who will carefully listen to all your explanations.

Pisces Pisces Exciting journeys are waiting for you, your pupils will take prizes and win many competitions this year, you just need a lot of patience.

Aries Aries in the new academic year will praise their students for good deeds, but those who study poorly and play pranks, I recommend not to severely punish them.

Taurus Taurus has the right time to work, there will be a lot of it in the new academic year, I recommend patience.

Gemini Gemini you are expected to meet with the students after the lessons, but not often, and not for long, as soon everyone will begin to learn the lessons as expected.

Raki Raki your subject will be the focus of many students, try to use this time to their advantage.

LIONS Lions will retain their positions this year, but try to avoid unnecessary spending of nerves and money.

Thank you for your hard work, patience and understanding!

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1 presenter Today we have gathered to congratulate our teachers on their professional holiday - Teacher's Day !!!

2 leading

Strict and affectionate

Wise and sensitive

Those who have gray hair at the temples,

For those who have recently left the walls of the institute,

To those who told us the secrets of discoveries,

Teaches in work to achieve victory -

To everyone who has the proud name of "teacher",

We dedicate a concert.

And we want to start the celebration with one beautiful legend.

Leading:

Long ago, in a small village, there lived a poor teacher.
The children loved him. The teacher gave them good knowledge. All his students
after graduating from school, they left the village and became great people,

Leading:

One day God looked at the earth and was surprised.
Where did so many knowledgeable people come from?
And He asked who had taught them all that they could.
Great people remembered their old teacher.
God, as a reward for his wisdom, patience and work, fulfilled his cherished dream -
travel the earth. Why did he give a magic globe.
By touching the globe, you can get to any point on the earth.

Leading: The school travel agency invites YOU to take a round-the-school trip called: "School-school life or Life of Remarkable People»

Presentation video photo

Lead 2.

We meet today at school

Bright holiday of teachers.

You accept, dear ones.

Congratulations from the children.

Students take the stage with balls in hand.

1 child:

Ah, a holiday, in our school hall,
We invited all the teachers
To say kind words
And congratulations to all!

2 child: They introduce us to the world
When we arrive in first grade
For 100 childish "Why?"
They will find an answer for you, for him.

4 child: Know, teachers here in Russia -
Source of kindness and strength.
The power of knowledge is given to them all
And she is the main thing in life!
3 child:

Remember or write down:
All the warmth of your soul
We are given teachers
That's why I love them all!

5 child:

We heartily congratulate you
And on this holiday we wish
You to be friends with STUDENTS
Be happy here at school!

Lead 2. Thanks guys for the congratulations. As you know, the theater begins with a hanger, but a school with a director. Our the globe is spinning. Central Continent - Director's Office

Leading: What is the most important thing for a director? Courage, ability, never lose heart and cope with the most difficult and unexpected situations.

Today we have prepared a challenge for you.

Leading: Our Svetlana Yurievna is brave. She is not afraid to undergo an unprecedented test.

Leading: Of course, Svetlana Yuryevna, please come to us ..

Money spills out on the table.

Leading: So, Svetlana Yurievna, you, as the most responsible, will count the money and answer our questions, ( to the hall) you can tell, we're not in class.

1. - Your full name?
2. Date of Birth?
3. How many children do you have?
4. What is the name of our school principal?
5. How many lessons do you have today?
6. What is today's date?
7. What are you doing now?
8. How much did you count?

You see, S.Yu. not only brilliantly coped with the task, but also did not lose her sense of humor in this severe test.

Let's digress a little from school life and propose to go on a stellar journey.

Leading.
But how to congratulate all the teachers,
So that everyone feels love, attention?
To make everyone warm and cheerful,
How to express your confession?

Leading.
We are grateful to you, we are faithful to you,
We know that being a teacher is not easy!
About the school, all the teachers' dreams,
And the stars peep through the window.

Presentation on the signs of the zodiac

Leading.
Keep the constellations of creativity hours.
And who is the first in our Zodiac?
Libra rules on the day of the holiday,
Today we are all in your sign.

Libra (09/24–10/23)

Leading.
A happy time awaits you
The disciples will give glory
In everything you will be right.
You are on duty in the morning,
Bouquets are waiting for you, understanding
And national recognition!
But weigh everything everywhere, always
Your star is talking to you!

Virgo (24.08–23.09)

On the screen are photos of teachers born under the sign of Virgo.

Leading.
Continue our Zodiac
Neat strict Virgo.
This school is a special sign,
By birth, the school is Virgo.
This is logic, thoughts are harmony,
And calmness and perseverance.
Virgos will give a year of change
(And give lessons too).
Virgos themselves will calculate success,
We will help share the success!

Scorpio (24.10–22.11)

On the screen are photos of teachers born under the sign of Scorpio.

Leading.
Who is next in our horoscope?
Adventurous, bright Scorpio!
Whom does he unite?
Our Scorpios are on the screen,
But they don't complain at all!
They love everyone and help everyone.
Journeys, awards are waiting for you,
And wins in competitions are waiting for you.
You will all be infinitely happy
And stars will reward you for your work!

Sagittarius (23.11–21.12)

On the screen are photos of teachers born under the sign of Sagittarius.

Leading.
Archers shoot accurately, deftly, accurately,
We understand them very quickly.
And clearly write everything in notebook cells
For all archers beloved, dear.
You teach us goal setting.
Thank you very much! Indeed,
It is so important to find a purpose in life!
And the stars will give you a bow and arrow,
And that means a new big deal!

Capricorn (December 22–January 20)

On the screen are photos of teachers born under the sign of Capricorn.

Leading.
Capricorns are the most stubborn people
And always strive only upwards.
New spaces await them soon,
Waiting for fun, joy, happiness, laughter.
The weekend awaits legal rest,
Well, the students are waiting at school -
New knowledge new sprouts
And rewards at the end of the year!

Aquarius (21.01–19.02)

On the screen are photos of teachers born under the sign of Aquarius.

Leading.
Humane Aquarius,
With you, we will easily overcome all difficulties.
You are attentive, you are wise,
Light fires in your souls!
Even though you are an Aquarius,
You do not pour excess water!
Let life not pour water for you,
And give a wonderful year.

Pisces (20.02–20.03)

On the screen are photos of teachers born under the sign of Pisces.

Leading.
Calm Pisces, funny Pisces,
You certainly could be birds,
After all, your creativity is a flight!
You teach us expanded consciousness,
How else can knowledge be used?
What is in store for you in the coming year?
Of course, love is undoubtedly a success,
The absence of any annoying interference.

Aries (03/23–04/20)

On the screen are photos of teachers born under the sign of Aries.

Leading.
Aries are adventurers
Restless, bright, fast.
Life will give you a bouquet of entertainment,
Life fireworks festive shoot.
Your stubbornness is our diligence,
Be stubborn, be persistent.
We are in your thoughts and in your heart -
We are very grateful to you for this.

Taurus (April 21–May 21)

On the screen are photos of teachers born under the sign of Taurus.

Leading.
Romantic dreamers Taurus,
You teach us fantasies, and by the way,
All Taurus are wonderful fathers.
And wonderful mothers, of course.
Let harmony enter your home
May dreams and desires come true
And when we enter the classes to you,
You will give us your knowledge!

Gemini (May 22–June 21)

On the screen are photos of teachers born under the sign of Gemini

Leading.
Gemini are great actors
You change so cleverly, soon
You are an example of how to live in harmony with yourself!
Everything is doubly waiting for you:
Control, classes
And extracurricular activities!
(Double bonuses)
You are expected by spring).

Cancer (06/22–07/22)

Screenshots of teachers born under the sign of Cancer.

Leading.
Your birthday, Cancer, is in the summer.
What can we say about this?
You don't bring cakes to school,
And you don't bake pies for us.
It is a pity that we do not give you flowers ...
So, special congratulations!
We are very happy to have you by our side.
Happiness is to be your students!

Leo (23.07–23.08) NO

The king of beasts, the golden-maned lion!
This smart, proud cat charms everyone,
Maybe give it a little paw.
But behind him, behind the king, everywhere:
At the lesson, on the road, in fun -
Inaccessible to any trouble
We are not subject to doubt.
Lions! Golden days await you
They will come very soon!

Leading: If the stars are lit, then someone needs it! And we are sure that thanks to your daily work, dear teachers, we become stars! Thank you for your hard work, patience and understanding!

Leading.
Thus ended our horoscope,
We hope not boring.
Smile! And this year
You will be given all the best!
Leading. You can believe in horoscopes
You can just smile
But I so want to believe
To that lucky star

Leading: For you, dear teachers,A comic poem “It is possible and impossible” will be read to you by a student3rd grade Zaporozhets Nikita

Explain to me friends:

Why can't I do everything?

You can’t sing in physical education,

Jump on literature

I can't eat at work

You can't sleep anywhere.

Lena told me:

You are stupid as hell!

You can eat and you can sing

Jump, sleep, look out the window,

And you can chat with a friend,

Just be very careful

Imperceptibly, silently…

I exclaimed: “You are a coward!

I'm not stupid, I'm brave!

That's why I can't do anything!"

Lead 2. We continue our school trip and now the 5th grade students have prepared a short performance for you

Sketch by Konovaltseva T.V.

Presenter 1: On this day, we want to give you a good mood and we are sure that the performance of the following participants in our holiday will make even the most strict teachers of our school smile. For you, musical congratulations Chastushki

Leading: Dear teachers, all of you are very fond of taking exams.Today is your exam. I suggest each of you get a ticket

On the table are tickets and answers-cheats to them.

The examinees take a question, read it aloud, then take and read any answer card.

Questions.

Will you write notes to parents about the bad behavior of their children?

Will there be pets in the classes soon?

Will you wake up a student who fell asleep in your lesson?

Will you call your parents to school?

Will you tell jokes in class from time to time?

How often will you be late for lessons?

Do you allow cheat sheets?

Are you going to use the pointer as a melee weapon?

Do you like playing on the computer in class?

How often do you talk on the phone during class?

Answers.

No way!

It never even crossed my mind!

May be. I'll think about it some more.

Don't wait!

See what you want!

Yes! I have been dreaming about this for a long time.

Maybe. It will depend on my mood.

Why not? Some people can, but I can't!

Thank you, dear teachers, for answering all the questions honestly! Therefore, everyone passed the exam successfully!

Host: And again, it's time to evaluate the creativity of your students. Meet:

Dance group 3rd grade students

dance

Leader 1 .

Teacher's Heart... Well, what can you compare it to?
With the cosmic galaxy, which has no boundaries?
Or maybe with the Sun bright, what gives people light?
With the abyss of the sea that dormant for hundreds of years?
No, we will not compare! And we will say: “Knock!
Teacher's Heart- HOPE BELIEVE LOVE!”

Presenter 1 . Dear, dear teachers! Let me say a big thank you for your selfless work, for your generosity of heart, for the warmth of your heart given to your students.

Thank you for your hard work

From all of us here.

The teacher is easy to figure out. Just find out his zodiac sign and read teacher's horoscope. Astrologers have identified the main features of the teachers of each sign.

Aquarius (21.01 - 19.02)

Aquarius comes to work at school extremely rarely. He does not like routine, rules - everything that the school is filled with. He will be late for lessons, he will take a lesson with a change. But it is always fun with him - he will sing a song or do something else in the lesson. It is easy to communicate with such a teacher - he perceives students as equals. Students can become his friends, of which he already has so many. You can also communicate with an Aquarius teacher outside of class time. Students adore Aquarius teachers.

Pisces (20.02 - 20.03)

The fish-teacher is very uncomfortable at school - you have to take care of him. He is very sensitive. And if such a teacher remains at school, it means that this is only because of a great love for the profession. The Pisces teacher will not yell at the class if it breaks out into noise and din. He will just leave and enter only when the class calms down. And most likely, resentment lurks in it. But at the same time, such a teacher himself will always pity the student, if there is a reason. It's easy to pity this teacher - shed a tear.

Aries (03/21 - 04/20)

Aries will not have the patience to work as a teacher at school for a long time. He has many ideas, but they need to be implemented immediately. He loves to organize competitions and believes that they will spark enthusiasm in children. Aries teachers are sure that for a child, school and life outside its walls are equivalent. Be careful! Aries are easy to piss off. In anger, he is very noisy, but he will not hold evil. Aries don't like lies - tell them the truth. With Aries, many students will learn to react quickly to everything.

Taurus (21.04 - 21.05)

Do not overestimate the patience of Taurus - sooner or later it will end, and then there will be no trace of you. Taurus teachers are overly stubborn. Such a teacher will not deviate from the lesson plan for anything. And by the way, always be ready for the lesson - a miracle will not happen. Taurus does not like lack of stability. Therefore, it is not even worth changing the place at the desks in his lessons. Taurus appreciates thoroughness - answer in detail at the blackboard, and write a long essay. Expect a lot of homework from Taurus. A pleasant feature of Taurus is his love for the holidays - he will support the organization of dances, a sweet table, etc.

Gemini (22.05 - 21.06)

Gemini are teachers with a great sense of humor. The class will never get bored, and the losers will even be able to avoid the “twos” under his humorous mood. But Gemini loves to give independent and control work without warning. But if you were called to the blackboard, try to talk to such a teacher. Gemini's desire to talk can be very distant from the topic of the lesson and from the question to you. If the Gemini teacher often cheated at school himself, then you definitely won’t be able to fool him in this matter. Do not try to slip essays from the Internet. He will appreciate creative processing more.

Cancer (22.06 - 23.07)

Communication with a Cancer teacher should be very careful - he is very touchy. If something offended him during the lesson, he can easily stop him and refuse to continue. Try asking him questions about the topic he has covered before. Cancers love to talk, and his students should like it too. Cancer teachers love that their speeches are not only attended to, observing silence, but also shared by their feelings and emotions. If you managed not to offend Cancer, he will be sweet and cheerful, show a high degree of affection as a family member. Just do not think that you can completely and easily cope with Cancer-teacher, no matter how it looks from the outside.

Leo (24.07 - 23.08)

Don't tease Leo-teacher! You can try to tame him. Deep down, he loves to please his students. If you consider him a beast - you will get such behavior, if you perceive him as a kitten - he will reflect his best features. Lions-teachers love typical pedagogical tricks: demand a diary, kick them out of the class, etc. The favorite place in the school for the Lion-teacher is the stage in the assembly hall. Ask Leo to organize a theater group and become its leader - he will be happy. If Leo left you for extra classes for poor progress, say that you really like his lessons, but you personally lack the ability to learn them. The one who obeys will not get to "lunch" with Leo. Do it differently - swallow it and not notice.

Virgo (24.08 - 23.09)

Never be late for a lesson with Virgo! Virgo teacher comes to school very early. Keep your study supplies, notebooks and textbooks clean and tidy. Virgo can't stand mess. Virgo remembers all the little things - always follow her instructions. Virgo has a passion for medicine, so she will not remain indifferent if your health is naughty. You can be released from classes and, in addition, given advice on recovery. And be sure that this teacher will call you back at home in the evening to inquire about your well-being.

Libra (24.09 - 23.10)

Libra teachers can't stand the noise in the classroom. They are thrown off balance by harsh sounds. In such conditions, you will not wait for an intelligible answer from Libra. A Libra teacher can come to school on edge - praise his appearance. Libra-class teachers will not bother the class. They do not like to call their parents to school and will not get into conflicts between students. Sometimes they will take the class to concerts or to the theatre. If you have a conflicting conversation with a Libra teacher, put on something calm.

Scorpio (24.10 - 22.11)

The Scorpio teacher is not for the faint of heart. In his class, you need to do everything to the maximum. And his piercing gaze will subdue even the most violent! Scorpio may appear quiet and not sting first. But just one wrong move of yours, and the poison will fly into you without delay. Don't even try to argue with him. If the anger of a Scorpio teacher is inevitable, pretend that no one is there. At the same time, do not show that you are afraid of the Scorpio teacher. Hold on with dignity. Scorpio-teacher will have to prove his abilities every day. Only this guarantees you its location. Being a student of Scorpio means going through a school of survival in extreme situations.

Sagittarius (23.11 - 21.12)

The Sagittarius teacher will often take his class on hikes. Yes, camping conditions are not sugar, but you will learn to play the guitar, make a fire and learn a lot of songs. Sagittarians tend to be straightforward. He will always say directly what he thinks of the student. Sagittarius comes to school to sow "reasonable, good, eternal." If the Sagittarius teacher is angry, create good “weather” for him in the classroom.

Capricorn (22.12 - 20.01)

Never argue with a Capricorn teacher. He is always right, even when he is wrong. The older Capricorn, the stronger this quality. Nod and look into your eyes faithfully. If he says "We must!" - means it is necessary! Do not cry with him - you will not wait for pity. If you are at fault, do not make excuses, but ask for advice on how to fix it. A Capricorn teacher will always appreciate useful activities and discipline. For the goodwill of Capricorn, it does not hurt to give him an image of the mountains on Teacher's Day and from time to time draw his attention to the gift.

teacher's horoscope- this is a chance for the student to find an approach to the teacher, and for the teacher - to look at himself from the outside. Good luck!

Celebrating holidays with a big company is fun and interesting. But only if the entertainment program is planned. Without it, the celebration will turn into a banal eating of food and empty talk. If you take on the organization of the holiday, you need to think through everything carefully and prepare in advance. Decoration of the room, menu, music - all these are important components of the party. Most importantly, do not forget to prepare contests, games and quizzes. Guests will be completely delighted if you read them comic predictions. Short and funny, a little touching and romantic, positive and unusual words will give people a good mood.

crystal ball

Each of us wants to look into the future at least for a minute. Find out what awaits him and loved ones in the coming years. So give your friends this opportunity! Include in the script of the evening the visit of a famous witch. In her role, you can act on your own or involve one of the invitees. Set up a speech beforehand and the show can begin.

A few days before the celebration, prepare comic predictions. Short and funny, in verse they are best suited. Write them down on small sheets of paper, then roll them into a tube. You can age the paper with ordinary strong tea brewing or, conversely, paint the tubes in bright colors. Place these mysterious bundles in a regular balloon and inflate it. Tie one balloon to each guest's chair. They will not even suspect that there are comic and funny people behind their backs. In the middle of the evening, the witch appears!

The fun begins

The sorceress is dressed according to her image, in her hands is a crystal ball! She slowly enters the hall, giving everyone a mysterious look: “Hello, people! I came to you for a reason, the ball brought me! I see your future in it! Do you want to know the whole truth? Magic balls will appear behind your backs! Extract from them what is sent to you by higher powers!”

All come true

Guests can start popping balloons and taking out packages. Now the real fun begins! short and funny will amuse the audience and give a lot of positive emotions:

• soon you will meet love, you will marry again;
• as soon as you put on a red chignon, you will receive a million in a day;
• you will fly up the career ladder, you will quickly sit down with your boss;
• you will never go bald, your hair is kept by a lucky star;
• soon in your house you will hear a child's roar, laughter and trampling, and a pot, have fun soon, my friend;
• the miraculous balm will come across to you soon, you will be forever young, mischievous and groovy;
• Wake up in the morning - under the window of a foreign car, didn't you expect such a gift?

These are universal comic predictions. Short and funny, they are perfect for colleagues. This number will be relevant at the corporate party for any holiday!

Gypsy motifs

There is a strong stereotype that all gypsies are fortune tellers. So we will not dispel it, but, on the contrary, we will beat a fun situation. For the holiday, the gypsy Aza will come to you directly from the camp, which goes into the sky! He will look for five minutes and predict a bright future for everyone. it is very simple to make: you will need a colorful long skirt, a scarf on your head and more jewelry. Prepare in advance comic predictions, short and best suited. Write them down on sheets of paper and put them in a pretty box. The gypsy enters the room and explains that she found this chest by chance in her great-grandmother's house. She opened it and saw a note inside. She told that she should come to this house and distribute these sheets to those present.

Mysterious messages

The development of events can be different, let the guests take turns pulling out the package they like and enjoy what is written there! These should be comic predictions, short and funny, in verse or prose. A gypsy woman can call guests herself and tell them predictions in a mysterious voice!

• I can see very clearly, you have a huge family. You will all live together, your son will go to serve in the army.
• A trip to the mountains awaits you, you will make a splash there.
• A lot of money will fall on your head, and a friend will get rid of the disease.
• You will always have delicious food in the house.
• There will be a lot of joy, ice cream and sweets.
• Exactly in the night your happiness will come.
• Very, very soon, I see you at sea!

Everyone will definitely like these comic predictions, short and funny. For teenagers, youth and those over thirty, these are the best wishes!

All the best for children

If a children's holiday is planned in the house, be sure to prepare entertainment for the children. Without them, the celebration will be boring and dull. Children will quickly get tired, overeat and want to go home. Hold several games, contests, let the smart ones show off their intellect in quizzes. After receiving small prizes, let the guys have a good rest and refreshment, and you can start the quest! After completing all the tasks and obstacles, present comic predictions, short and funny, as a prize. For children, this will be an unusual and interesting surprise! They will gladly open the cherished notes and read the messages!

• very soon you will have new friends;
• in the shopping center you will buy just cool pants;
• when you hear a loud ringing, you get a new phone;
• you will get five fives, although you teach very poorly;
• they call, you open the door, and there is a brand new briefcase;
• soon everything will be cool, you will have a red dachshund;
• a neighbor will fall in love with you, and you will live a hundred years;
• in the coming month of October, luck itself will come to you;

Such comic predictions, short and funny, will be a pleasant surprise for children.

School years

Not everyone likes to go to school, but, having matured, they remember these years and dream of returning to the past! Try to arrange parties, discos, competitions and games for the guys for every holiday. So the class will become more friendly, united. At any of the events, you can give children an unusual surprise - comic predictions, short and funny. For schoolchildren, select the special phrases they need. Let them be with humor, but also with a hidden meaning.

• Something good will happen and you will want to change! You will study only for five and attend all sections.
• This year you will find yourself, you will start writing books and poems.
• Learn a foreign language, because you are a natural diplomat.
• They will send you to the running competitions, you show yourself there properly.
• You need to start dancing, and pump your back muscles, your parents are very happy, you will become a pop star.
• You will sing like a nightingale, do not be too shy on stage!

The guys will be delighted and will remember these predictions for a long time. And if you believe in good, then it will definitely come true!

Dedicated to the upcoming Teacher's Day. Of course, you can congratulate the teacher simply by choosing the appropriate status, about teachers or school,

And you can learn everything about your teacher from a fun and instructive horoscope about teachers, make him a gift that will fully meet the character of your teacher. So,

Instructive and funny horoscope about teachers:

Teacher - Aries

In principle, the real Aries will not have the patience to work as a teacher at school for a long time. He has many ideas, but they need to be implemented immediately. He loves to organize competitions and believes that they will spark enthusiasm in children. Aries-teachers are sure that for a child, school and life outside its walls are equivalent. Be careful! Aries are easy to piss off. In anger, he is very noisy, but he will not hold evil. Aries don't like lies - tell them the truth. With Aries, many students will learn to react to everything quickly and most importantly correctly!

Teacher - Taurus

Do not overestimate the patience of Taurus - sooner or later it will end, and then there will be no trace of you. Taurus teachers are overly stubborn. Such a teacher will not deviate from the lesson plan for anything, it’s about the Taurus teacher that the phrase was invented that “the call is for the teacher, not for the students”! And by the way, always be ready for the lesson - a miracle will not happen. Taurus does not like lack of stability. Therefore, it is not even worth changing the place at the desks in his lessons. Taurus appreciates thoroughness - answer in detail at the blackboard, and write a long essay. Expect a lot of homework from Taurus. A nice feature of Taurus is his love for the holidays - he will support the organization of dances, a sweet table, etc.

Teacher - Gemini

Gemini teachers are teachers with a great sense of humor. The class will never get bored, and the losers will even be able to avoid the “deuces” if they fall under his humorous mood. But Gemini loves to give independent and control work without warning. But if you were called to the blackboard, try to talk to such a teacher. Gemini's desire to talk can be very distant from the topic of the lesson and from the question to you. If the Gemini teacher often cheated at school himself, then you definitely won’t be able to hold him in this matter. Do not try to slip essays from the Internet. He will appreciate creative processing more.

Cancer Teacher

Communication with a Cancer teacher should be very careful - he is very touchy. If something offended him during the lesson, he can easily stop him and refuse to continue. Try asking him questions about the topic he has covered before. Cancers love to talk, and his students should like it too. Cancer teachers love that their speeches are not only attended to, observing silence, but also shared by their feelings and emotions. If you managed not to offend Cancer, he will be sweet and cheerful, show a high degree of affection as a family member. Just do not think that you can completely and easily cope with Cancer-teacher, no matter how it looks from the outside.

Leo teacher

Don't tease Leo-teacher! You can try to tame him. Deep down, he loves to please his students. If you consider him a beast - you will get such behavior, if you perceive him as a kitten - he will reflect his best features. Lions-teachers love typical pedagogical tricks: demand a diary, kick them out of the class, call their parents, etc. The favorite place in the school for Leo-teacher is the stage in the assembly hall. Ask Leo to organize a theater group and become its leader - he will be happy. If Leo left you for extra classes for poor progress, say that you really like his lessons, but you personally lack the ability to learn them. The one who obeys will not get to "lunch" with Leo. Do it differently - swallow it and not notice.

Virgo teacher

Never be late for a lesson with Virgo! Virgo teacher comes to school very early. Keep your study supplies, notebooks and textbooks clean and tidy. Virgo can't stand mess. Virgo remembers all the little things - always follow her instructions. Virgo has a passion for medicine, so she will not remain indifferent if your health is naughty. You can be released from classes and, in addition, given advice on recovery. And be sure that this teacher will call you back at home in the evening to inquire about your well-being.

Libra teacher

Libra teachers can't stand the noise in the classroom. They are thrown off balance by harsh sounds. In such conditions, you will not wait for an intelligible answer from Libra. A Libra teacher can come to school on edge - praise his appearance. Libra-class teachers will not bother the class. They do not like to call their parents to school and will not get into conflicts between students. Sometimes they will take the class to concerts or to the theatre. If you have a conflict conversation with a Libra teacher, put on something calm, including on your face.

Scorpio Teacher

Scorpio teacher is a teacher, not for the faint of heart. In his class, you need to do everything to the maximum. And his piercing gaze will subdue even the most violent! Scorpio may appear quiet and not sting first. But just one wrong move of yours, and the poison will fly into you without delay. Don't even try to argue with him. If the anger of a Scorpio teacher is inevitable, pretend that no one is there. At the same time, do not show that you are afraid of the Scorpio teacher. Hold on with dignity. Scorpio-teacher will have to prove his abilities every day. Only this guarantees you its location. Being a student of Scorpio means going through a school of survival in extreme situations.

Sagittarius Teacher

The Sagittarius teacher will often take his class on hikes. Yes, camping conditions are not sugar, but you will learn to play the guitar, make a fire and learn a lot of songs. Sagittarians tend to be straightforward. He will always say directly what he thinks of the student. Sagittarius comes to school to sow "reasonable, good, eternal." If the Sagittarius teacher is angry, create good “weather” for him in the classroom, with a Sagittarius teacher, study can come last, the main thing is the mood in the class!

Teacher - Capricorn

Never argue with a Capricorn teacher. He is always right, even when he is wrong. The older Capricorn, the stronger this quality. Nod and look into your eyes faithfully. If he says "We must!" - means it is necessary! Do not cry in front of him - you will not wait for pity. If you are at fault, do not make excuses, but ask for advice on how to fix it. A Capricorn teacher will always appreciate useful activities and discipline. For the favor of Capricorn, it does not hurt to give him a picture of nature or a photograph of distant countries on Teacher's Day and from time to time draw his attention to the gift, this will remind him that, in principle, you are a good student.

Aquarius Teacher

Aquarius, in principle, comes to work at school extremely rarely. He does not like routine, rules - everything that the school is filled with. He will be late for lessons, he will take a lesson with a change. But it is always fun with him - he will sing a song or do something else in the lesson. It is easy to communicate with such a teacher - he perceives students as equals. Students can become his friends, of which he already has so many. You can also communicate with an Aquarius teacher outside of class time. Students adore Aquarius teachers.

Teacher - Fish

The fish-teacher is very uncomfortable at school - you have to take care of him. He is very sensitive. And if such a teacher remains at school, it means that this is only because of a great love for the profession. The fish-teacher will not shout at the class if noise and din break out in it. He will just leave and enter only when the class calms down. And most likely, resentment lurks in it. But at the same time, such a teacher himself will always pity the student, if there is a reason. It's easy to pity this teacher - shed a tear.

A cheerful horoscope about teachers will help you better understand your teacher, and teachers will help you look at yourself from the outside.

Teacher's Day!

Many people believe in horoscope predictions, signs, omens, superstitions. The practice of predictions is several thousand years old. What were the prophecies of the Delphic oracle, to which even the kings turned. Witches and prophets were able to "read" the fate of people in the palm of their hand, dreams, natural phenomena, events and omens. Today, for the most part, predictions for the future are perceived as comic, but they also make you think, change behavior and perception.

In the East, there is still a tradition of serving fortune cookies. Allegedly, a person can stretch his fate. Comic predictions, short and funny, can be great entertainment for a fun company. The person who prepared such “instructions” for the future for friends pursues the goal of amusing, delighting guests, and giving a charge of positive emotions.

Comic predictions can be in verse and prose, have a direct meaning or carry an allegory. Of course, you should not take the predicted seriously, these are still cool, comic predictions. What can you wish for the future and how interesting to arrange? We offer several original examples.

Comic predictions for the future in verse

From payday to payday, life just keeps getting better!

Quit moping and upset

You need to smile more.

Who goes into the world with a smile,

Tom is lucky in all matters.

Wait another six months, you will find happiness in life!

There are only a couple of moments left before the summer, and there, as expected, a lot of fun!

Tomorrow, do not rush, but do not relax,

Get ready to work, but don't overwork yourself.

Save energy until the evening

To make the party fun.

Look around, you see - people are smiling.

These are true friends who rely on!

Go with your husband to the store - he received a salary!

Keep your nose to the wind and your tail to the gun.

Let the solution of the question "glass half empty or half full" be the only difficulty in your life!

From next week, every day will feel like Friday to you.

Don't have a hundred roubles, but have a hundred friends with a hundred roubles.

Learning is light, don't forget to take a flashlight.

Smile - it irritates everyone!

Tomorrow there will be a holiday on your street, do not miss the moment!

If life puts spokes in the wheels, it's time to take a walk.

Dreaming of a vacation? Dreams Come True!

Finally, you will receive the minister's salary. The main thing is that the minister should not be against it.

1. The classic option is shell cookies. Knead the most common lean dough (it will bake faster). Roll out the cake, cut the same circles. Place prepared predictions on small pieces of paper in the center of each circle of dough. Now blind "dumplings" by folding them in the shape of a shell. Place the cookies in the oven for a few minutes to bake the dough.
2. Place your wishes on long narrow strips of paper. Roll each into a roll. Attach candy to one end. Put it all in a candy bowl, mix.
3. Wishes themselves can be wrapped in the same sweets under the label.
4. Roll up rectangular sheets of colored paper (10x10 cm) with wishes into a tube. Tie each bundle with colored ribbon. For a beautiful presentation of wishes, find a beautiful vase.
5. Decorate cardboard cards 6x8 cm beautifully, in the center of each write what you want. Cover the surface with a thin layer of colorless nail polish (to make it glossy). As the varnish dries, paint over the area with the text with a white clerical proofreader. To read the wish, you need to erase the white layer with a coin. Instead of a corrector, you can take PVA glue by adding a little paint to the solution.
6. You can prepare miniature fabric bags and place notes with wishes in them. As well as decorated matchboxes, chocolate egg toy cases, plastic spinning balls, decorative perfume bottles with a cork. In general, there is no limit to the design fantasies.