Last day of vacation tomorrow at work. Funny poems about vacation

For those who are going on vacation, we have created a page where we have collected the most cool and new vacation status.

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You can use vacation statuses anywhere: on the website, in the signature, in the social network.
Below you will find statuses about holidays, about the sea, about holidays abroad, about summer holidays, etc.

Below are vacation statuses:

Everyone wants to flash photos from the sea in swimsuits, but not everyone should do it.

For someone who is used to working, rest is not really necessary, but how nice it is to open a laptop on the beach!

The main thing in extreme rest is to notice in time when extreme ends and pi..ts begins.

After a vacation, you need to take a week off.

The most beautiful girls appear on the beach on the last day of vacation.

Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife where.

A vacation is like a binge, getting in is easier than getting out.

An unwashed vacation is equivalent to absenteeism!

A vacation is when each subsequent day is a rest after the previous one.

Dear alarm clock! Do not call me more! It's over between us! I'm leaving! On vacation…

It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron ... And I want to, freak out and go to the country! I will water, weed, dig...

The sea, girls and the beach is my best landscape!

All day, I dream about you, and this is not a lie ... Hurry to you, hurry to you ... my favorite sofa!

I want to go to the sea this summer... I have a tradition that every summer I want to go to the sea.

I need a vacation of 6 months, twice a year.

And what's the point of going on vacation with a ton of homework?

How sad it is to wait painfully for a vacation for a whole year, and then “bang” and live it in a second.

My vacation = more sleep, more food, more internet...

The main problem after a vacation is to fall asleep not in the morning, in the evening

Went on a trip to ______, write

My vacation has begun. If someone needs me sober, then write to me in 2 weeks.

The only thing worth sacrificing yourself for is a vacation.

☼ I'm on vacation! ☼

Summer is the time of year when parents realize how badly underpaid teachers really are.

Hmm, today is the second day of the holiday, and it starts with Pinot Calada.

Do you know what could be better than a margarita? Only Cancun.

A week is a unit of time that seems much shorter on vacation than on a diet.

Everyone needs a good dose of Vitamin Mora.

I need a vacation. And by vacation, I mean I need to go somewhere and find a new job. On the beach. With rum.

It's been a tough week, but I made it. What about you?

I will do absolutely nothing today. And that might be the only thought that might be.

Time to rest a little, or a lot.

We travel not to run away from life, but so that life does not run away from us.

Vacation - how much tenderness and love we put in when we say this word. These wonderful few days help us to distract ourselves from problems, go on vacation, see relatives and friends whom we have not seen for a long time. In general, this is the time that you can devote to absolutely everything, but not work. We look forward to the holidays more than our own birthday. For such people, we have developed a special website that contains a large number of interesting statutes dedicated to their favorite vacation. Treat yourself by posting such a status on your page on a social network. Cheer up your friends by sending them a status message that says vacation is just around the corner. It remains to wait quite a bit.

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The husband leaves for the resort alone, without his wife. A week later, he sends her an SMS: "I still love only you!" Wife: "Yes, and you're still the best."

Cool vacation status: The strength of a tan is determined by the whiteness of the ass relative to other parts of the body.

Only a man should always make shish kebabs, because only a man knows how to properly plant and fry well!

Bought an inflatable bed. The instructions in a dozen languages ​​say: "Do not use when swimming!!!". And only in Russian: "When swimming, hold on to the side straps"

Having gone to barbecues with strangers, Sveta only later realized why she did not chip in.

One guy asks his friend how to teach a girl to swim. - Nuu, this is a whole science: with one hand you hug your waist, you put the other under your chest. - Fool, I'm talking about my sister! - So I would immediately say - give her a kick from the bridge.

It is difficult to stop in time when you selflessly and recklessly lie on the couch ...

There was no money, he went on vacation to Turkey, Switzerland, the money appeared, he went to rest in the Crimea.

There are two photographs in my international passport ... On one I am sober, and the second - so that they will be released from Turkey and Egypt ...

Cool holiday status: Sharks punish those who urinate in the sea!

"Good morning!" - This is when it's 11:00 on the clock, it's summer on the calendar, and outside the window is the Mediterranean Sea ...

As soon as a girl of dubious behavior appeared on the beach, a crowd of doubters immediately formed near her.

I want summer, the sea, the beach, a bottle of martini... and a sign that says "Do Not Disturb!"

My girlfriend keeps talking about going to the Canary Islands. Yes, I do not mind ... Let him speak.

The most popular first phrase in any trip: "Do you know what we forgot ?!"

The sea is calling... The wave is singing... And I'm like this in the garden...

You need to live in such a way that others have depression.

Take care of your homeland - relax abroad.

Cool vacation status: The best vacation is a change of position!

For our tourists in the hotel, what is not nailed to the floor is a souvenir...

They appeared again - these fashionable men ... in "flip flops" and socks.

I work in a travel agency. Tourists just sent a text message: “Thank you! we are so cool in Turkey! ”... Write to them that they are in Egypt ... or not?

The first working days after the holidays - you urgently need to remember how to do nothing if things are fucked up ...

If the weather was good all the time during your vacation, then this was not your vacation.

Do you know how one team can relax for one ticket? Skin and buy it for the boss!

The last working week before the holidays, as luck would have it, stretches for ages!

I want to go to Hawaii!!! Everything's there! Sand for the kids, sun for me, sharks for my husband...

Every person who is burned in the sun must have a friend who will slap on the back and ask - how did you rest ?!

Planning a vacation is very easy: your boss tells you when, your wife tells you where.

The easiest way to wave to the sea is with your hand ...

Holidays, be like an internet explorer: slow and clunky. And we will constantly restart you.

You need to travel in such a way that you will be remembered in a new country and not forgotten in your own! And while not wanted in both!

I want to go to the sea this summer ... I have such a tradition, every summer I want to go to the sea))

The most beautiful girls appear on the beach on the last day of vacation.

The sun shines - but does not warm, vacation warms - but does not shine ...

Nothing is more pleasing to the eye than a packed suitcase for vacation...

Quotes and statuses about vacation, no matter how beautiful they are, the vacation itself will still not replace. But on the other hand, they will give a reason to dream and, perhaps, plan the upcoming vacation.

The best antidepressant is a suitcase packed on vacation.

A vacation is when every next day you can relax from the previous one.

Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife where...

Stop a moment, you're on vacation!!!

Blessed are those who believe. But truly blessed is he who lies on the seashore and is in no hurry.

The best way to relax is to get away from the people in the city to the jellyfish in the sea.

Take me away from here on vacation.

Holidays end faster than vacations.

Nothing is more tiring than someone else's rest.

Vacation, sea, sun, beach - I miss it so much now ...

The frantic rhythm of life, the rapid flow of information, work, family - it is natural that you want to take a break from all this. It was for such cases that they came up with a temporary release from work, or, to put it more simply, a vacation. Officially, this is the time provided by the employer for rest. It is calculated in calendar days. But this definition is boring. In order to understand what it really is, we offer you cool quotes, short aphorisms and beautiful vacation quotes.

Funny quotes about vacation and work

For some people, vacation differs from work only in that they sit at a different computer.

Holidays come and go, but you never want to work.

Work turned the monkey into a man, but vacation shows how easily a person returns to his original state.

There are two types of vacation: one - your own, and the second - the boss. And the second one may not be worse than the first one.

What you do at work is up to your boss to decide, but you will have to plan your vacation yourself.

No matter how long the vacation is, you still understand at the end of the first working day that you didn’t rest enough.

Eternity is the last two working hours before the holidays.

How nice to do nothing and then relax!

No one needs a vacation as much as a person who has just returned from vacation.

Work ennobles a person, but vacation makes him happy.

Short statuses about vacation without rest

It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. And if I want to, I'll freak out and leave. To the cottage. I will water, weed, dig...

Stability is when during a vacation a person changes a work computer to a home one.

Summer smells like vacation for those who were on vacation. For everyone else, summer smells of envy and longing.

As always, the dream of a vacation turned out to be better than the vacation itself.

He was tired, but became exhausted - this is a vacation spent in the country.

The mother-in-law decided that the best vacation is renovation.

Find time to relax, because there is always work, and life tends to end.

For some, it turns out that a vacation is created in order to dream about a vacation.

The sun shines on everyone, and only the lucky ones sunbathe.

Rest is a very rare opportunity to think about business.

Summer is considered the most suitable time of the year for recreation. The sun, the heat - it's time to relax. True, many of us do not have very long vacations, so we don’t want to waste time. And, just having time to slam the office door behind us with a satisfied smile, most of us immediately pack our bags and rush to the airport, train station, bus station. All in order to fully enjoy the days allotted for relaxation. But, of course, it is advisable to think over your entire vacation well and prepare for it in advance. Well, so that it doesn’t turn out, as in this quote: you are just starting to feel like a free person, as you are - there is still a vacation, but there is no money anymore.

Aphorisms about vacation with meaning

There is nothing more hopeless than entertainment according to plan.

I am never as busy as during my leisure hours.

For the rest you have to pay, and for a good one - overpay.

Some work to rest, others rest to work.

It is more difficult to rest the head than the body.

Vacation: two weeks on the beach and fifty aground.

Rest is the right laziness.

On vacation, the main thing is to relax without rest!

Tourism is the best vacation, but vacation is better than tourism.

You can't spend a vacation - it always ends on time.

Vacations are such a popular topic that people very often talk about them, who will go where, where is better, what are the prices, what you need to see and have time to do. To show off your intelligence in such a conversation, these quotes and vacation statuses will come in handy. After all, that's what vacation is meant to do, to take a vacation even from your own personality. Therefore, you can safely show off other people's witticisms and aphorisms.

Rest after mental labor does not at all consist in doing nothing, but in changing things: physical labor is not only pleasant, but also useful rest after mental labor.

Ushinsky Konstantin Dmitrievich

Rest: what you do when no one tells you what to do.

"Prendergast Joseph"

When you go on vacation, take half as much and twice as much money.

"Susan Anderson"

Vacation is a time that confirms the fact that there are no irreplaceable people.

"Alexey Kalinin"

A vacation is when each subsequent day is a rest after the previous one.

After I asked the seller for two loaves of Windows in the store, I realized that I had not been on vacation for a very long time.

The last day before leaving for work, I had to go through the door sideways - a satisfied mug did not crawl through!

Vacation, sea, sun, beach - I miss now ...

Woke up happy? So you are a vacationer.

Conversation of two snowflakes: - Where are you flying? - To Greenland. I'll take my vacation. And you? - To America. I'll make them panic.

The best rest is a change of occupation.

"Pavlov Ivan Petrovich"

A checkbook is your personal and highly accurate predictor of your holiday destination.

"Aron Vigushin"

Only a man should always make shish kebabs, because only a man knows how to properly plant and fry well!

This is us taking a vacation to overstrain in the country.

I spent two weeks at a ski resort. It was so cold there that I almost got married.

"Shelly Winters"

Throughout our lives, we are gradually being prepared for adulthood. In the kindergarten - we can go, we can not go. At school, there is some control. Yes, and less rest - only three months, plus spring and autumn holidays. The university is even stricter. Student, a pass to the hostel, two weeks of winter rest, and two months - summer. And after that we are ready for work and a month of vacation.

“Only this week! Last minute trips to the most beautiful, most fiery regions of Russia. You will never forget this vacation!” This is how firefighting campaigns should be.

“It’s time for you to go on vacation” is also a kind of diagnosis.

And on weekends, you can dream about how you will dream on vacation.

After all, the best thing about any vacation is not so much relaxing yourself as watching others work.

"Kenneth Graham"

There are sharks in the sea, toads in the river, mosquitoes in the forest, and people at home. And where, tell me, a normal person can relax? Igor Krasnovsky

Vacation is boring. Vacation is nothing to dream about.

Let's divide the world: the sea is for you, the waves are for me; the sky is for you, the stars are for me; the sun for you, the light for me, or even better - everything is for you, and you for me!

You should even have fun with a commercial benefit for yourself.

"Aristotle"

For our tourists in the hotel, what is not nailed to the floor is a souvenir.

Dear alarm clock! Do not call me more! It's over between us! I'm leaving! On vacation.

If not for the director, I would read more. Wait for a visit on your site - I will visit more often. The director is on vacation.

Forgot about your vacation? So, it's time to forget about work!

The law of meanness, bitch, always works, seven days a week! Bl *, a meeting - I will send you on a distant vacation!

It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. And I want a psycho and I'll go to the country! I will water, weed, dig.

Personal life went on vacation indefinitely. Please do not disturb.

My favorite dream is about a vacation.

My dream is gone! Will be back next vacation.

My conscience has taken a vacation.

On a foreign beach: - Masha, did you leave food for Barsik? - I thought that you left ... - Well, no matter what vacation, we bury the cat!

We don't need an average score, so long as the vacation doesn't go to waste.

Find time to relax, because there is always work, and life tends to end.

Don't expect miracles, miracle yourself! - said the boss before leaving on vacation.

Vacation: two weeks on the beach and fifty aground.

"Leonard Louis Levinson"

Vacation employers seem to say: “There are no irreplaceable, we can do without you. And one month - and a whole year.

"Forten Louis"

A vacation is when in the morning, having found a bottle of cold champagne in the refrigerator, you think: “Why not?”

The first week after the New Year holidays - you pour into work, the second - you are a little tired, the third - you are already f*cking tired of working! A month - it's time to take a vacation, I deserve it.

My loved one's vacation is over and he's back at work. A whole day without him now seems to me eternal hard labor.

For some people, vacation differs from work only in that they sit at a different computer.

The wife went on vacation and left her husband and child alone at home. And now the son comes up to dad and says: “Dad, again I forgot how to put on my shorts correctly ...” The father sighed, took the shorts and shows: “Look, son, I explain again - with a yellow spot forward, brown back!”

Traditionally, he went on vacation at the height of the heating season.

And my grandfather went on vacation to Germany and, out of habit, took Berlin.

It infuriates when your holidays are just starting, mom is on vacation, mom will go to work - dad will go on vacation.

Most of all, a person needs rest immediately after a vacation.

"Albert Hubbard"

On Sunday, such a sudden languor, and on a weekday - I'd rather stay at home!

"Andreev Vladimir"

The perfect way to spend your summer vacation. Heat, loneliness, freedom.

"Haruki Murakami"

Everyone has the right to spend their holidays the way they want! And some even an opportunity.

It's hard for you today
First day to work
After your vacation, you left.
And you're a little lazy...

But favorite work
It will quickly lead to feelings.
Let the mood worker soon
It will come to you on this day!

Here the parties are over
Sound sleep and silence
You get up early
It's time to get to work!

Congratulations, weekdays again
Hold on to the chair
With renewed vigor until noon
Work hard!

Congratulations on your return to activity, with the end of your vacation. I wish you to start the work process with renewed vigor and fresh ideas, I wish you not to lose your dexterity and self-confidence, I wish you to go to work as if on a holiday, and go home with inner warmth and a sense of happiness.

Coming out of vacation
We congratulate you
The team solemnly
Joyfully meets.

The work has accumulated
no end
You are in it, like in the sea,
Dive with your head.

sunburned hands,
New hairstyle!
Congratulations to all of you
With the exit from vacation.

Don't be sad and don't be sad
The days have gone by.
Get to work
Clear the rubble.

At work, life flies
And in hot works
You will not notice how again
Vacation fades.

Is it a holiday or not
I do not know,
But after leaving
I congratulate you
We missed you without you
And now we are happy
So boldly this day
We refer to the holidays.
We wish to work
Dip with your head
So that luck from vacation
Came after you.

We congratulate you on your return from vacation,
We sincerely wish to plunge gently into everyday life,
So that there was no stress, and work began,
Well, we will surround you with sincere care!

Will dream of a warm beach with golden sand,
And cocktails and cognac on a hot southern night,
Imperceptibly let it pass somewhere half a year,
And go on vacation again very urgently!

Here you are again at work -
All in business and all in care.
With the release of you, colleague,
With a new creative run!

"How did you rest?" - want to ask.
"And what's it like at work today?"
It's so hard to get out of vacation.
And dive into new worries.

I wish you time and strength
Get used to your workdays again,
So that every day passes like a holiday,
And it was even more beautiful and wonderful!

Vacation flew by
white-winged gull,
Charged you
Cheerfulness and strength.

On workdays
Dive with your head
fresh ideas
Move boldly.

Gender shoulder any
Let there be tasks
For you from vacation
Luck follows.

positivity generously
You share with your friends
The whole team is happy
That you are with us again.

It was so nice to rest
You don't have to get up in the morning
Make vacation plans
Now it's nice to remember.

But the hour has struck, it's time to work,
Even though it's hard to get to work,
And there are worries
And again on vacation you want something.

But don't be sad and don't be sad
Enjoy the memory
Feel free to work
And do not lose optimism.